It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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