cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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