I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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