Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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