i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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