Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
