Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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