I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
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He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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