butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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