You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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