Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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