We won't sleep together?
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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