awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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