That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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