also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
accomplished twins. life is a go
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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