i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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