Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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