is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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