So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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