I will die if light touches me.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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