The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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