Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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