yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
