Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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