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okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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