When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Randomize
