I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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