went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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