Will you blow on my dice?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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