is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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