i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I need to calm my uterus...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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