yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
is it fun? or sober?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
