After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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