This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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