Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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