He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
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At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize