the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Shame - the story of my life.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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