you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
