You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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