It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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