Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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