Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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