This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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