Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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