Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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