I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
even my farts smell like vagina
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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