Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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