She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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