You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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