quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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