Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
How does it feel to date your dad?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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