im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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