Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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