I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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