is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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