did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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