u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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