God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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